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I'm sending you to ta Hell with a message. When you meet the Devil... tell 'em Jonah Hex sends his regards.
— Jonah Hex

Git away from here, yuh blasted critter! Or'so help me ah'll climb on outa this barrel an' blow yore ears off!
— Jonah Hex

Whut in the ding-dong?
— Jonah Hex

Well, ah'll be jiggered! Thar ain't no b'ars!
— Jonah Hex

Yuh trade easy, woman! This time I'm not buyin'!
— Jonah Hex

Finally I slept... and feared when I woke up I'd be a pickle
— Jonah Hex

Both muh six-guns is so clogged up with swamp muck, they'd be more likely tuh fire bird droppin's than bullets!
— Jonah Hex

We was in the church choir together. Later, we're gonna have a "Come-to-Jesus" meetin'.
— Jonah Hex

Yo're all gonna hang! 'Cept'n fer you, sugar muffin! You pout yore sweet lips at thet judge, Ah'm bettin' he'll let you off easy as pie!
— Jonah Hex

One more day locked up inside this here roomin' house with nobody but thet female Simon Legree fer company - an' ah'll be ripe fer an extended stay in some booby-hatch!
— Jonah Hex

I ain't gonna barter or negotiate. All conversation is gonna be handled with bullets.
— Jonah Hex


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Quotes by Jonah Hex (New Earth)

Quote1 ...no torture, jus' death! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Better he'p me... off'n this floor... boy! I-It's... cold. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Course ah ain't scared or nuthin'! Muh flesh alluz crawls this way! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Ah'm only one man. Ah cain't stop the whole world from bein' crazy. But ah hired on to do a job! And by gum -- ah aim to do it! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 'Pears like a good time to switch to Plan B. Shore do wish ah had me a Plan B. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Problem last night wuz thet ah wuzn't quite forceful enough. This time ah aim to rectify thet. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 A good scrap ever' now an' then shore do add spice to a dull life, don't it, Jonah boy? Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Shorely did seem like one heckuva good idea when ah first had it -- but now ah've got whar ah'm convinced these just ain't my kinda folks -- !! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Back in the old days, of course, when some varmints wuz tryin' to splatter yore brains all over the whole outdoors... you'd ask yourself who are they? Where'd they come from? Why in thunderation are they gunnin' fer me? But in this here world... why, shucks... strangers go around maimin' an' killin' each other just to while away the time of day. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 It ain't nuthin' but a big old-fashioned Turkey shoot. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Let me tell ya this, mister! Ah am normally a mild-mannered, easy-goin', unassumin' kinda hombre -- but you are beginnin' tuh make me -- mad!! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Don't hardly seem like the human race has accomplished much these past two hunnert years. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Wild West wuzn't never like this, gal. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Better give muhself up now, ah s'poe, afore ah go off an' do something whut gets somebody really mad. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Bars whar yuh kin get drunk? Now holdup men with guns! Why... ah'll be durned if'n it ain't practically old-home week! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Thet that electricity they got these days is really somethin'! Ah'll bet one day they come up with a million uses fer it! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 I was considerin' lettin' you grab for your gun. Just to be sportsman-like. Then I thought, "nah." Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 I fought for the Confederacy because I felt the South was my country. I fought cause yankees come down here. You bein' colored ain't no thing to me one way or another. But you keep snarlin' at me, I'm gonna jerk a knot in your cob, and use the kid's hand to do it. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Sort of got a soft streak, don't you? Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 You're spendin' all your time tryin' to keep them off your place, so they got the advantage. When we was fightin' Yankees and all the odds was on their side, we could fight another day if we took it to 'em... mad and quick. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Can't say as I like that none. Don't reckon these here are the town greeters. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 I sure seem to be Hell on whores. One way or another. Reckon I can give her some work and some money. That would be the Christian thing to do. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 I'm beginning to feel like a kinda whore myself, ain't even done my first show. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Surprise, you dumb asshole. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 If there's one thing I can't abide... it's a snorer. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 I hate a fella takes his time dying. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 'Cept for being wanted for murder and shootin' up a lot of townsfolks, life was a little borin' anyway. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 It wasn't a thing that appealed to me. I hated poetry and a hand up my ass only appealed to me in a kinda marginal manner. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 I sure seem to be Hell on whores. One way or another. Reckon I can give her some work and some money. That would be the Christian thing to do. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 I'm beginning to feel like a kinda whore myself, ain't even done my first show. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Surprise, you dumb asshole. Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Yo're pretty tough when it comes tuh usin' thet bullwhip on young'uns whut's half yore size, skunk. How's 'bout you show us how brave you kin be 'gainst a full-growed man! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Him whut lives like a skunk, shore gonna die like a skunk! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Both muh six-guns is so clogged up with swamp muck, they'd be more likely tuh fire bird droppin's than bullets! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Yo're all gonna hang! 'Cept'n fer you, sugar muffin! You pout yore sweet lips at thet judge, Ah'm bettin' he'll let you off easy as pie! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 One more day locked up inside this here roomin' house with nobody but thet female Simon Legree fer company - an' ah'll be ripe fer an extended stay in some booby-hatch! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Well, ah'll be jiggered! Thar ain't no b'ars! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Git away from here, yuh blasted critter! Or'so help me ah'll climb on outa this barrel an' blow yore ears off! Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)
Quote1 Whut in the ding-dong? Quote2
--Jonah Hex (New Earth)

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