Kal-L (Earth-Two)/Quotes

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Quotes by Kal-L (Earth-Two)[]

Signal your fleet to destroy itself, or I'll destroy YOU!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Ever since I've helped those two ex-street salesmen of magic books into thinking they were real magicians, they've made my life very complicated...

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Maybe it's silly... but I have a feeling I should investigate these strange rumors about a wizard who once terrorized a little town called Morabia!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Now I understand why I'm different from earthmen! I'm not really from Earth at all — I'm from another planet — the planet Jor-El called Krypton!!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

I'd like to see a copy of that comic book.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

In the future, Lois, please try to keep away from murder charges-- they can prove quite embarrassing if you can't be cleared!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Lois Lane was a big enough worry, but a Lois with super-powers is far worse!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

See, I collect bullets. It's sort of a hobby.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Here's where Superman plays a return engagement with Mr. Mxyztplk... and sees that he departs from this world for his own dimension without delay!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

This is one of the rarest punches known to science, Doctor... no antidote has ever been discovered!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Here's where Superman plays a return engagement with Mr. Mxyztplk... and sees that he departs from this world for his own dimension without delay!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)