Peter Parker (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Spider-Man	Can I ask you for a favor? File:Conversation Tail.png
Darick Johnson	Huh? File:Conversation Tail.png
Spider-Man	Don't do this tonight. Tomorrow, I'll stand up for this city. I'll undo all your dastardly plans. But there's someone who needs me tonight. File:Conversation Tail.png

File:Peter Parker (Earth-616).jpg Peter	First time we tried it I fell on my face, cried for an hour -- and we never went near it again. I figure I'm ready for another attempt. File:Conversation Tail.png
Harry	Okay, I'll give a shot. But I'm warning you -- I totally suck. File:Conversation Tail.png
Peter	Wow. You're as wretched as I am. File:Conversation Tail.png
Harry	Yeah! It's the Tournament of Sucktitude! File:Conversation Tail.png

Sauron	With the DNA we liberated from the grave desecration you call a museum, I have perfected the saurianization process. You rice paper puppets will be given forms befitting Earth's dominant species. File:Conversation Tail.png
File:Peter Parker (Earth-616).jpg Spider-Man	You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer! File:Conversation Tail.png
Sauron	But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs. File:Conversation Tail.png

Peter Parker	So, Hobie, what do you want to do now? File:Conversation Tail.png
Hobie Brown	I have no idea. File:Conversation Tail.png

Spider-Man	Hey, waitasec! I know you -- you're Peter Parker! File:Conversation Tail.png
Peter Parker	And you -- you're Spider-Man! File:Conversation Tail.png

Peter Parker	What happens when you have to suffer something bad because you need to do what's right? File:Conversation Tail.png
Spider-Man	That's not my problem. File:Conversation Tail.png
Peter Parker	"Not my" -- you realize what you're saying? Remember the last time we sounded like that? It was the night Uncle Ben died. File:Conversation Tail.png
Spider-Man	Sorry... who? File:Conversation Tail.png

File:Wade Wilson (Earth-616).jpg Deadpool	I've never felt so good in my life. You did that for me. File:Conversation Tail.png
Spider-Man	Feeling's mutual. And P.S., I didn't do much. You just finally got it through your thick skull... you're a good guy. Good guys stick together. Nothing's gonna change that. File:Conversation Tail.png

Human Torch	I know they say your best friends won't tell you -- but, geez, Spidey, forget about deodorants -- have you considered Lysol?! File:Conversation Tail.png
File:Peter Parker (Earth-616).jpg Spider-Man	Oh, shut up, Torch. File:Conversation Tail.png

No. Not everything. I've made some huge mistakes. I 've lost friends and I've lost... I lose a lot, guys... No matter what I do, I always seem to lose... But I refuse to be beaten. So I make jokes. I get up right in life's face and mock it into oblivion. Because when I do that, I show life that it won't beat me. Ever. It's true, none of you asked for this life. Neither did I... But we have it anyways. So what are you going to do with it? Honestly, it's not looking good right now. We're cut off and outnumbered by a powerful enemy we don't know. But people need help. So I'm going to help them. Who's in?

— Spider-Man, Inhuman Special Vol 1 1

Wrong. It's easy to kill. To destroy. There's millions of ways to do it. But there is always a way to win. And I'm a pretty smart guy. From here on out--I'll find it. Every time.

— Spider-Man, Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 656