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Appearing in "Accounts Overdrawn--Checks Returned for Lack of Funds"

Featured Characters:

Supporting Characters:

  • Dr Octopus fighting an octopus in the docks
  • Prince No-More in the bar
  • characters looking like Popeye the sailor man and Donald Duck*

Adversaries:

Other Characters:

Locations:

  • The newstand at Lexington and 45th
  • Seedy Waterfront Bar

Items:

  • The Pulverizer's weapons:
  • 30.06 double-action Guglielmo reamed free-fire blowback assault rifle with Kirgiz-Pittman deflecter silencer
  • 40-odd-7 Belefescue rim-packed sluice-gated close-action revolver with double-hiped Andrews hollow-nose ammo feed
  • Hama-grell cinch-bore switchback Magnum with the stoked Yamaha DX-7 flanger
  • 3.55 millimeter slip-streamed bit-mapped Callahan-Siegel fieldpiece
  • Groth-Thompson overblown scattergun
  • 3.5 inch Baron-Williams rocket launcher
  • Attachments for the Pulverizer's weapons:
  • double reverse blowback overhead-cam Orzechowski ammo feed
  • 300 DPI modified Pendleton underslung file damper
  • Digital IR-UV-VHS Kramden-Norton cross-calibrated stereotopic gunsight

Vehicles:

  • Pulverizer's Warwagon

Synopsis for "Accounts Overdrawn--Checks Returned for Lack of Funds"

The Pulverizer (a parody of the Punisher) follows a lead through the city, tracking immorally-distributeed stuff while using his incredible weaponry against criminals.

Appearing in "The Armor That Made a Man Out of Mac"

Featured Characters:

  • Mac

Supporting Characters:

  • Unnamed characters

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Items:

  • Ironed Man armor

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Synopsis for "The Armor That Made a Man Out of Mac"

Similar to Charles Atlas' advertisements, only the titular Mac instead buys an Iron Man-like armor.

Appearing in "Bower Brats Meet Clunk and Dagnabbit"

Featured Characters:

  • The Bower Brats aka Brower (sic) Brats
  • Gollygee Whiz
  • Lickitysplit
  • The Duke of Density
  • Assault 'n' Battery!
  • Dagnabbit
  • Clunk
  • the-Wednesday-after-the-day-before, aka A-week-ago-the-Tuesday-last, the Smarty-pants ship

Supporting Characters:

  • Mom Bower
  • Dad Bower
  • Phil Donahue
  • Smellians (Mention)
  • The Fantastical Four (Mention)

Adversaries:

  • Snarfs
  • Sunshine Mob
  • Cookie Crook
  • Galactapus


Other Characters:

Locations:

Items:

  • The Cookie Crook's cosmic-powered pogo stick

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Synopsis for "Bower Brats Meet Clunk and Dagnabbit"

The four Bower siblings obtain powers from an alien starship to fight invaders from outer space, but they instead decided to focus their effort in the abnormal disappearance of chocolate cookies. They start working together with other superheroes, chocolate-themed Clunk and Dagbnabbit.

Appearing in "Yubewasted"

Featured Characters:

  • I.C. Phlegm
  • Miko Jak-san
  • Hulk Hogan

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Synopsis for "Yubewasted"

Another weird, fake advertisement based on a fictional martial art.

Appearing in "When Titans Bunch!"

Featured Characters:

  • Alfalfa Flight
  • Heather Hudson's Guardian look-alike with Alfalfa's face
  • Wanda Lankowksi's Sasquatch look-alike with Alfalfa's face
  • Puck look-alike with Alfalfa's face
  • Madison Jeffries' Box look-alike with Alfalfa's face
  • More:
  • Gollygee Whiz
  • Lickitysplit
  • The Duke of Density
  • Assault 'n' Battery!

Supporting Characters:

Adversaries:

  • Scarecrow (villain) (Earth-9047)
  • Scarecrow's Crows of doom (Earth-9047)
  • The Puppet Mister (Mention)
  • Look-alike of the Awesome Android
  • The Behinder

Other Characters:

  • The artist

Locations:

  • Dingy Room
  • Offengers Mansion

Items:

Vehicles:



Synopsis for "When Titans Bunch!"

The X-Persons fight the Offengers in a colossal all-out battle that attracts other superheroes.

Appearing in "Secret War III"

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Supporting Characters:

Adversaries:

Other Characters:

  • Demeaning Cosmos aka Digressing Cosmos (mention only)
  • Santa Claus (mention only)
  • World Wrestling Federation (mention only)

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Synopsis for "Secret War III"

From his base on the Moon, the Watchman decides to stage a third Secret War as a counter-feint for DC's mega-cross-overs. But the Watchman has a hard time hiring a villain for this goal.

Notes

The credits in the story Secret War III include "You: The Reader". That same story mentions that the "Digressing Cosmos", a clear reference to DC Comics, "is staging the Legendary Crisis of the Infinite Millenium," later called in the story "Infinite Legends of the Millenium Crisis." This is a reference to then-recent DC crossover events: Crisis on Infinite Earths (1985), Legends (1986-1987) and Millennium (1988); notice that Secret War III was published in 1988.

Trivia

The advertisement of "Yubewasted" in page 17 is a parody of a similar advertisement of supposed self-defense technique Yubiwaza that was found in some Marvel issues (e.g. Uncanny X-Men #7,).

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